Cranky Large Medium reading, 21 July

Go away.

What are you doing still here? Why won't you go? What is it about my presence which has you rooted to the spot? Certainly it can't be my sultry good looks and sense of style. So, why are you here, again? Oh, right. Ask the medium. You wanted a reading. And, if I give you one, you will leave, no? Glorious! Permit me. Here you are:

You are caught up in being an intellectual, and like to assume the role of leader, even though many of the projects you lead require solid instincts which you so seriously lack. You like to travel and seek adventure ; are very healthy with no understanding or tolerance of pain in others. What a jackass! You have the courage of your convictions until somebody easily points out where you are wrong.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But, hey, at least you can think about the positive side of this... you're able to keep on thinking. These people lack that capability, as, on this date in history, they all suffered total, permanent hard drive crash: Henry Percy, Manuel II Palaeologus, Nelson Dewey, Claus von Stauffenberg, Robert Burns, Owen Wister, Marc Reisner, Arshile Gorky, Lee Miller, Ruth St. Denis, Jerry Goldsmith, Basil Rathbone, Robert Young, Steve Barton, Makoto "Mako" Iwamatsu, Bill Gleason, Charlie Paddock, Jimmie Foxx, Sam Bass, Dave Garroway, Alan Shepard,

and Long John Baldry.

One step ahead and you'll fall off the mountain.
Happy birthday, anyway.