Monday, July 20, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 20 July

Go away.

Why are you still hanging around here? Isn't there something else you should be doing -- like washing your hair or scrubbing your toenails? Why aren't you gone? Oh, right, you'll be here after your reading won't you? So, if I give you yours, will you pack up and make your way out from here? Goody gumdrops! Here you are:
You are shrewd, upright, uptight and a stickler at work -- a real primadonna. You are outspoken, but can occasionally be careful in your words. Too bad that happens so seldom when it really counts. You are a regular social butterfly. Somebody will squash you like the insect you are.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. But at least you have one thing above and beyond what these people have, as, on this date in history, they all moved to Adios Park: Emperor Toba, Bernhard Riemann, Andrey Markov, Guglielmo Marconi, Pope Boniface VII, Peter Lombard, Pope Leo XIII, Jean Ingelow, William Cosmo Monkhouse, Robert Smithson, Johann Christoph Pepusch, Lew Fields, Richard Egan, James Doohan, Kayo Hatta, Mildred Harris, Sandra Gould, Bruce Lee, June Byers, Peregrine White, Francisco "Pancho" Villa, Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinskiy, Frank Reynolds, Herbert Jenkins, Vincent Foster Jr., Tammy Faye Messner (Bakker),
and Roy Hamilton.

Here comes the exit.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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