Cranky Large Medium reading, 22 July

Go away.

Why are you still here? What is it that keeps you from going, when there is a perfectly good gate, and a lovely path beyond? Are you mad? Are you sad? Are you gathering moss? Oh, you just want a reading. Well, I think I can accommodate you, today. As long as you promise that, once I give it to you, you will leave me alone again. Naturally. Well, here you are, anyway:

You have a blithe disposition, mostly because you remain clueless as to anything of any important. It is recommended that you marry young, so as to not be a complete disappointment to your partner. You are friendly, appreciate the good in others and are fair and generous in every way. If only you had something worthwhile to offer others.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But at least you have the ability to look on the bright side (while you're appreciating the good in this). You're still alive and kicking, which beats the heck out of what these people have, as, on this date in history, they all kicked the habit of breathing: John Zápolya, Hugh Drysdale, Napoleon II, Auguste Marmont, James B. McPherson, Cassius Clay, Giuseppe Piazzi, John A. Roebling, Sir Sandford Fleming, Jokichi Takamine, Reginald Fessenden, Lawrence of Brindisi, Pope Clement X, The Rev William Snodgrass, James Whitcomb Riley, Carl Sandburg, Martti Talvela, Rob Collins, Hermann Prey, Gar Samuelson, Eugene Record, Laszlo Kovacs, Wilson Barrett, Florenz Ziegfeld, Duane Jones, Eric Christmas, Estelle Getty Harold Larwood, Mike Coolbaugh, Rollie Stiles, Trijntje Keever, Errico Malatesta, John Dillinger, Wayne "Marlboro Man" McLaren, Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein,

and Illinois Jacquet.

Jive crazy, generally crazy... all the same around here.
Happy birthday, anyway.