Thursday, April 30, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 30 April

Go away.

Will you please leave? Or do I have to get rude with you? Actually, I don't need an excuse to do that, it's just what I am. But, please, won't you go now? Why not? You want something I have? And that would be...? A reading? That's all? Well, then, let me dredge one up for you, and then you'll skedaddle, right? Groovy. Here you are:
You are outspoken, blunt, and, quite frankly, lacking entirely in diplomacy and tact. You have a knack for hurting the feelings of others. When it comes to others, you are priggish, yet stolid and predictably dull. You are dreadfully faithful to those you love, and they like you well enough in return.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. Happiness doesn't come to those who can't keep opinions to themselves. Still, at least you're ahead of these people, all of whom, on this date in history, have opined their last, and are now encased in pine: Richard de Beauchamp, Thomas Audley, Jean Danjou, Emily Stowe, Robert Plot, John Montagu, Robert Fitzroy, Beatrice Webb, Adjutor, Pope Marcellus II, Lucan, Petrus Scriverius, Alfred Edward Housman, Eustache Le Sueur, Édouard Manet, George Balanchine, Zoletta Lynn "Zola" Taylor Sergio Leone, David Opatoshu, Tom Poston, Gordon Scott, Inger Stevens, Agnes Moorehead, Peter 'Possum' Bourne, Wim van Est, Kevin Mitchell, Casey Jones, Eva Braun, Adolf Hitler, Alben W. Barkley, Leslie C. "Lester" Bangs,
and McKinley Morganfield aka Muddy Waters.

I think your mojo has been given a pink slip.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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