Cranky Large Medium reading, 1 May (or 1 May Not)

Go away.

Please go. Please. I'd beg you, but there are laws against it on this mountainside. So, instead, I'll ask again for you to leave. And you do not. So, why do you persist? Oh, you want something, do you? And that would be...? Ah, of course, you seek a reading. Well, if it will get you to leave, I think I can dredge one up for you. Here you are:

You are stubborn, incessant, impulsive, a conniver and bossy as heck. You are flamboyant in the extreme. In romance you wear your heart on your sleeve (ew!), and will face a tumultuous love life you will have to learn to like.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. It's hard to be happy when you're you. Still, you have it pretty good, considering you are still vertical, as opposed to these people, all of whom, on this date in history, moved in among the moles: Arcadius, Edith of Scotland, Isabella of Portugal, Eldridge Cleaver, Gottfried Achenwall, Pope Marcellus II, Pope Pius V, David Livingstone, Johan Oscar Smith, Ludwig Büchner, Denise Robins, Johann Ludwig Bach, Antonín Dvořák, Aram Khachaturian, William Primrose, Edward Neumann aka Snitz Edwards, Douglass Watson, Steve Reeves, Hylda Baker, Jack Adams, John Barclay Armstrong, Joseph Goebbels, Sally Kirkland, Philipp Freiherr von Boeselager,

and Spike Jones.

Biscuits? You brought biscuits?
Happy birthday, anyway.