Cranky Large Medium reading, 9 March

Go away.

Why are you here? What is it that keeps you from granting me my solitude? Are you just naturally a sadistic barstidge? Or is there some nefarious purpose to your arrival here? Oh. Right. The nefarious purpose is a reading. You want one before you return to your version of civilization. Well, then, let me hurry you on your way with what I have for you:

Although a religious nutter, you can still tolerate interests outside your peculiar set of beliefs. Your home life is precious to you, and you will burn it to the ground if it is threatened. You are careful and a great planner, with leadership skills above average and the ability to make other people interested in the same things you find interesting. You will make a brilliant cult leader or parent, whichever comes first.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. That would be rational, and rational thought is not the strong point of most cultists.... Well, sorry about that. At least you can say you have a better lot, being alive, than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, were reformatted by the great programmer in the sky: Ralph Montagu, Menachem Begin, John Profumo, Hans Christian Ørsted, Eva Ahnert-Rohlfs, V. Walfrid Ekman, Earl Wilbur Sutherland Jr., Ulf von Euler, Jan Zelivsky, St Frances of Rome, Jules Cardinal Mazarin, Frank Wedekind, Paul Elmer More, Charles Bukowski, Joseph Bonomi the Elder, Gleb W. Derujinsky, Robert Mapplethorpe, Bob Crosby, Christopher G. L. Wallace aka The Notorious B.I.G., Harry Somers, Chris LeDoux, Fernando Rey, George Burns, Faye Emerson, Jim Hardin, Glen Harmon,

and Brad Delp.

More than a feeling, not more than a reading.
Happy birthday, anyway.