Saturday, March 21, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 21 March

Go away.

Are you gone, yet? I suppose that would have been too much to hope for. Hmmmphhh. Well, then, what are you hanging around here for? It can't be my cooking, can it? After all, there are only so many ways to fix ramen noodles... I thought not. So then, why are you here? Oh, right, you came for the reading. Simple enough (the medium said, with subject ambiguous). Here you are:
You are impetuous, impatient and stubborn. You usually have to apologize repeatedly in any relationship, and doubly so if it's a romantic one. You are sincere in many things, and misguided in most. As a great leader, you make a better follower.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. Have some patience. Your life isn't all that bad. After all, it's life, which beats what these people have, having, on this date in history, moved WAY down under: Taira Kiyomori, Guadalupe Victoria, Edwin Vose Sumner, John Law, Nicolas Louis de Lacaille, Giovanni Arduino, Frederick Winslow Taylor, Peter Stoner, Richeza of Lotharingia, Nicholas of Flue, Thomas Cranmer, James Ussher, Ezra Abbot, Robert Southey, Cyril M. Kornbluth, the Rev. W. V. Awdry, Gaspard-Félix Tournachon aka Nadar, Andrea Luchesi, Franz Schreker, Alexander Glazunov, Leo Fender, Sir Michael Redgrave, Robert Preston, Macdonald Carey, Dack Rambo, Anthony Steel, Barney Martin, Shauna Grant, Joe Medwick, Pocahontas aka Rebecca Rolfe, Louis-Antoine-Henri de Bourbon-Condé
and Bobby Short.

Tangerine to you, too... or some other fruity nonsense.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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