Cranky Large Medium reading, 11 October

Go away.

What are you doing, still here? Haven't you done enough already? Go play in traffic, or something. Oh, you came here for a reason, did you? I didn't think reason could enter into it. That reason would be ... ? A reading, of course. Well, you asked for it:

Your mind is not an analytical one. You are uptight, obsessive-compulsive, and bossy, you like to have a prominent part in whatever you do. You are miserable company when you're not in perfect surroundings.

So, are you happy now? These aren't the perfect surroundings, after all. Well, at least you're better off than these people, all of whom, on this date, departed this mortal coil: Pope Boniface VIII, Jan Žižka, Kazimierz Pułaski, Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller, Guillaume Amontons, Ehrenfried Walther von Tschirnhaus, Ferdinand Eisenstein, James Prescott Joule, Vito Volterra, Marion King Hubbert, Hans Herr, Edward White Benson, Jean Cocteau, MacKinlay Kantor, Steven Jesse Bernstein, Dorothea Lange, Anton Bruckner, Jess Thomas, Werner von Trapp, Redd Foxx, Richard Denning, Bonita Granville, Keith Miller, Cory Lidle, Edward Colston, Meriwether Lewis,

and Leonard "Chico" Marx,

There are plenty of horsefeathers in life.
Happy birthday, anyway.