Cranky Large Medium reading, 9 September

Go away.

What are you doing still standing around? Isn't there somewhere you're supposed to be, like your first day of kindergarten, or something? Go on, then. Scoot. Go. Go. Oh, heck, what are you staying for. I'm assuming that you want something from me. After all, this mountaintop has little else of attraction. Lemme guess, now. You came here looking for trouble. You came here looking for a reading. Same thing. If I give you this reading, you will leave, yes? Watch me do a little jig, as I offer you this. Here you are:

Magnetic, intuitive, even psychic are terms some might use to describe you... if they were trying to get something out of you. What you really are is a showoff, who likes to be the center of everybody's attention. You are apt to fly into things without thinking, and should learn a little discretion.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But don't fly off the handle, or you'll miss the positive side to what you have -- after all, you're still able to fly off the handle. That puts you at the advantage over these people, all of whom, on this date in history, were suddenly equipped to fly into the hereafter: Olaf I, William I, Chenghua, Nakagawa Hidenari, Jules Grévy, Elizabeth Blackwell, Mao Zedong, A. P. de Candolle, Hans Spemann, Paul Flory, Edward Teller, Ernest Roland Wilberforce, Hugh MacDiarmid, John Howard Griffin, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, John Singleton Copley, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Hughie Thomasson, Jack Warner, Burgess Meredith, Larry Hovis, Ruth Roman, Albert Spalding, Willy Mairesse, Roger Maxwell "Doc" Cramer, Richie Ashburn, James A. "Catfish" Hunter, Henry Marten, William Paterson, Edward Henry Harriman, William B. Ziff, Jr.,

Bill Monroe

and Jussi Björling.

Now for you to be mobile.
Happy birthday, anyway.