Cranky Large Medium reading, 15 August

Go away.

Will you please go? Now. Right now. You know, not later. Go. Turn around and head downhill, away from my private little mountaintop. Scoot scoot. Shoo. Why are you still here, then? Oh, right. You actually want something from me. And what could your not-really-in-the-neighborhood medium have that you want I ask having a very good idea anyway. Right. You've come for a reading. And, if I give this to you, you will leave? Lookit me do the happy dance! Here you are:

Although aggressive and arbitrary, you are determined and do not give up on your petty projects, even in the face of failure. You usually accomplish your nefarious schemes, one way or another.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But at least you can see the positive side, you can take pride inthe success in your life of schemes and plots. That puts you ahead of these people, all of whom, on this date in history, wound up with only a single, simple plot: Flavius Honorius, Roland, Duncan I of Scotland, Macbeth of Scotland, Alexius I Comnenus, Amarsinh Chaudhary, Te Atairangi Kaahu, Pierre Bouguer, Johan Gadolin, Ludwig Prandtl, Hugo Theorell, Sune Bergström, Coenraad Bron, John Gofman, Robert de Sorbon, Hermann of Wied, John Barclay, Giuseppe Parini, Konrad Mägi, René Magritte, Hugh Casson, Marin Marais, Artur Schnabel, Will Rogers, Paul Lukas, Adelaide Neilson, Sam Pollock, Thomas J. Higgins, Nigar Shikhlinskaya, Wiley Post, Thrasyvoulos Tsakalotos, John Cameron Swayze,

and Blind Willie McTell.

Please don't hang around here to see what I may do.
Happy birthday, anyway.