Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 16 June

Go away.

Why will you not leave? What is it that keeps you tormenting this solitude-seeking old crank by coming around here? You only want something from me, you say? And that might be what? Oh, a reading. If I give it to you, you will go away? Spiff-o-rama. Here you are:
You are irritable and restless, and complain bitterly when you are required to stay around to finish anything. Your lusts and wants guide you more than outer influences will. You are not likely to fall in love at first sight. You want your own way often, and are obstinate always.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. Go ahead and complain. At least you're better off than these people. You have life. They, on this date in history, got sent to the land of Can't Complain: Benjamin Tupper, Chittaranjan Das, Aris Velouchiotis, Margaret Bondfield, Empress Kōjun, John Gorrie, John Snow, Ernst Schröder, Elmer Ambrose Sperry, Andrew Lawson, Wernher von Braun, Jule Gregory Charney, Pope Innocent III, Giulio Alberoni, Joseph Butler, Wilhelm Martin Leberecht de Wette, Norman MacLeod, Georg Henrik von Wright, Richard Fanshawe, DuBose Heyward, Wilhelm Camphausen, Curt Swan, Emmett Hardy, William Henry "Chick" Webb, Kristen Pfaff, David Edward Sutch, Nicholas Ray, Brian Piccolo, Lew Andreas, Mel Allen, Johann Baptista Ruffini, William Lawson, Ezra Fitch, Mario Rigoni Stern,
and James Honeyman-Scott.

Gonna make you notice...nuffin.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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