Cranky Large Medium reading, 25 April

Go away.

Why are you still hanging about? Somebody put a leash on you and tie you to the post? No, I can't see the rope. So, what is it that keeps you from the kindness of your leaving here? Ah, I see, you came for a reading. And, if I give it to you, you'll be happy and go. I think I can live with that, if you can. So, here you are:

You are slick as heck, and good with your hands. Good thing I don't carry a wallet or have a watch! You're a smooth operator in the world of romance, as well. Still, you don't pull any punches when you talk, saying whatever is on your mind, without any tact at all. You are insanely jealous and demand constant attention from your partner and anybody else you think of as yours.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. Even when you're the center of my attention, it isn't enough. Hey, at least you're still alive, which puts you ahead of these people, all of whom, on this date in history, caught the attention of the Grim Reaper: Emperor Antoku, Naresuan, Chongzhen Emperor, Frederick William Seward, Pyotr Nikolayevich Wrangel, Anders Celsius, Jean-Antoine Nollet, Siméon-Denis Poisson, Lucien le Cam, Athanasios Papoulis, Saint Mark, Henry Hammond, John Cardinal Cody, Leon Battista Alberti, William Cowper, Anna Sewell, David Teniers the Younger, Moshe Brand aka Mike Brant, Yutaka Ozaki, Roger Troutman, Larry Troutman, Lisa Lopes, Bobby "Boris" Pickett, Humphrey Lyttelton, Saul Bass, David Merrick, George Sanders, Art Fleming, Ginger Rogers, Tony Mullane, John Tewksbury, Samson Kitur, Indra Devi,

and Dexter Gordon.

I'm guessing it's no one.
Happy birthday, anyway.