Thursday, April 16, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 16 April

Go away.

Why aren't you gone, yet? Is there something wrong with your feet? Did you take them off and forget where you left them? Why won't you leave? Oh, I see, you're one of those people. You just came here to bully me into giving you a reading. Well, I must tell you here and now, I'm not one to be bullied.... All right, all right, stop staring at me so cruelly! I'll give you what you want if you promise not to hurt me! Here you are:
You are ambitious, and usually manage to carry out your many bloodthirsty, cutthroat plans. You have all the energy you need to accomplish what you want; you're very good at pretending to listen to the opinions of others, but you always go your own way. That's likely to bite you on a crucial piece of sitting anatomy, especially when it comes to your love life and home.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. Would you listen to my advice? NOOooooo. It's your life, after all. Hey, it beats the alternative, which is what these people got, on this date in history, when they parked in the gargoyle garage: Otho, Walid ibn Yazid, Berengar of Friuli, George Villiers, Emilio Jacinto, Nelson W. Aldrich, Lucius Clay, Christian Mayer, Georges-Louis Leclerc, Zygmunt Florenty Wróblewski, George William Hill, Rosalind Franklin, Alberto Calderón, Frank Bateson, Edward Lorenz, St. Fructuosus of Braga, Ste. Bernadette, Alexis de Tocqueville, Samuel Smiles, Edna Ferber, Kawabata Yasunari, Ralph Ellison, Graham Stuart Thomas, Francisco de Goya, Marie Tussaud, Richard Neutra, Roland Topor, Tobias Hume, Domenico Dragonetti, Alexander "Skip" Spence, David Lean, Scott Brady, Neville Brand, Arthur English, Robert Urich, Graham Jarvis, Kay Walsh, Arthur Chevrolet, Gaetan Duchesne, Maria Lenk, Henry Birks, Rudolf Höß, These good people
and Andrés Rabago Pérez aka Andy Russell.

If your heart is doing a bolero, you should see a physician.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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