Cranky Large Medium reading, 3 March

Go away.

Will you ever go? Whyever not? What keeps you? Is there something somebody can do to cure this affliction? Oh. Right. You just want a reading. Tough one. Heh. Let me get you that, so you can scram before somebody turns into a pumpkin. Here you are:

You have a magnetic personality; you should avoid people who use irony. You are extremely emotional, and call yourself passionate, while other more rational folk just call you a crybaby. Your love, though fervent, is also called stalking. You like and appreciate music, and have a very small talent for making it. Stick to quieter pursuits, like meditation on some other mountain.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. Neither is anybody else. But just look on the bright side -- you could be in the company of these people, all of whom, on this date in history, moved to Forever City: Bohemund I, Aurangzeb, Robert Hooke, William Stukeley, Gerhard Herzberg, Oliver Cowdery, Ausiàs March, Theodor Philipsen, Robert Adam, Georges Prosper Remi aka Hergé, Johann Pachelbel, Nicola Porpora, Harlan Howard, Giuseppe Di Stefano, Lou Costello, William Frawley, Louis Edmonds, Horst Buchholz, Alicia "Alice" Pearce, Cecily Adams, Ned Williamson, James J. Jeffries, Gérard Blitz, Arthur Murray, Fred Friendly, Max M. Fisher,

and David Daniel Kaminsky aka Danny Kaye.

Drink responsibly.
Happy birthday, anyway.