Monday, March 16, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 16 March

Go away.

Please go away. Pretty please with sugar on top? Why aren't you going? What are you, the Marquis de Sade? What can I do to make you leave me alone? Oh, right. You only want a reading, and then you'll happily go. Where have I heard that before? Well, suppose I take you at your word... sigh. Here you are:
Your severe nature is only known to a few, because you keep it hidden behind a façade of clownishness... can you say "John Wayne Gacy"? Any unhappiness is kept from others, especially profilers. At least you are kind to some animals. You can command a great love... and that love will tell you to go whistle.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. Why would I even think you could be, especially after you promised you would be. Well, at least you have one reason to be less miserable... you have your life. That's more than can be said for these people, all of whom, on this date in history, were taken by that fell arrest which summons all without bail: Tiberius Claudius Nero Caesar, Valentinian III, László Hunyadi, Anne Neville, John Leverett, John James Richard Macleod, Yves Rocard, St. Jean de Brébeuf, St. John Sarkander, Marguerite Durand, David Feintuch, George Bähr, Aubrey Beardsley, Constantin Brancusi, John Hoagland, Giovanni Battista Pergolesi, Mario Castelnuovo-Tedesco, Arthur Godfrey, Charlie Barnett, Anthony George, Eddie Shore, Todd Bell, Dick Radatz, Joseph Medill, Roy Bean, Sergeant Stubby, Thomas Dewey, Thomas Ferebee, Rachel "Saint Pancake" Corrie, G. David Low,
and Aaron Joseph "T-Bone" Walker.

It may very well be a Stormy Monday.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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