Cranky Large Medium reading, 25 February

Go away.

When will you go? It isn't as though I've rolled out a red carpet for you, so why won't you get a clue and wander off? Oh, right, you came here with a purpose. And that purpose is...? Ah, of course, the reading. Well, then, here you are:

You have a gift of quick and very keen perception with you should use intelligently and to the greatest advantage. Note, I said you should. Naturally, you won't. You have a have a vivid memory, in your imagination. You are impulsive and will marry after a brief courtship -- and then understand what they meant when they said, "Marry in haste, repent at leisure."

Are you happy, now? Of course not. Happiness is for those who are not proudly dysfunctional. Still, you should consider how much better off than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, ceased to function: Dafydd ap Llywelyn, King Frederick I of Prussia, Daoguang, Daniel "Chappie" James Jr., George Minot, Sergei Winogradsky, Theodor Svedberg, Glenn T. Seaborg, Donald Hings (over and out), Chauncey Allen Goodrich, Friedrich Maximilian Klinger, Thomas Moore, Grace Metalious, Tennessee Williams, Sir Christopher Wren, Mark Rothko, Marco da Gagliano, Alessandro Stradella, James Coco, Edward Constantinowsky aka Eddie Constantine, Dr. Haing S. Ngor, Darren McGavin, Eliza Haywood, John McGraw, Jersey Joe Walcott, Ashley Cooper, Hirate Masahide, George "Bugs" Moran, Elijah Muhammad, Peter Benenson, William R. Anderson,

and Stephen Ellis Garrett aka Static Major.

Stop Breezy buses.
Happy birthday, anyway.