Cranky Large Medium reading, 3 December

Go away.

Whuffor you still here? Doan you unnerstan my tellin yew ta git? Boogie on out of here, pal. Oh, right, you'll hang around here until I break down and give you a reading. Well, here you are:

You're an impatient, judgmental ideologue. You plan and plan, but seldom finish a project once started, because you have a short attention span. You are smart enough to adapt to any circumstances, if only .... You wear your heart on your sleeve, and many folks think that's disgustingly messy. If somebody can look at you and not be repulsed, keep that person close to you -- you'll need as many friends as you can get.

Are you happy, now? Whyever not? Don't know how lucky you are to have what you have? After all, you're still vertical, while all these people, on this date in history, found permanent horizontal hold: Pope Anastasius IV, Honda Tadakatsu, Carl Zeiss, Vladimir Abramovich Rokhlin, John Carroll, Mary Baker Eddy, Robert Louis Stevenson, Gwendolyn Brooks, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Charles "Cow Cow" Davenport, Bill Johnson, Jimmy Jewel, Glenn Quinn, David Hemmings, Maria Ouspenskaya, Elizabeth Glaser, Madeline Kahn, Herb Moford, Ezra Meeker, Walter Knott,

and John Paul Larkin aka Scatman John.

Gu-gu-gu-goodbye.
Happy birthday, anyway.