Cranky Large Medium reading, 23 December

Go away.

What are you doing here, still? Can't you find my entry gate? It's right over there, next to your shoes. Take advantage of both, why don't you? Oh, you want something from me, first, do you? Riiiiight. You want your reading. Well, then, here you are:

You have insight, should you ever decide to use it. If you got off your duff, you could develop much ability and actually help someone, the way you say you'd like to do. You are alert and cautious, you darned scared rabbit. You have an active social circle, none of whom will bring you love at first sight. Stick with friendship, if you can get it.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. You can't bring yourself to be satisfied with what you have. Well, at least you're better off than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, went to stand at the Pearly Gates: Dagobert II, Akiyama Nobutomo, John Cotton, Akira Muto, Hideki Tojo, P. V. Narasimha Rao, Pierre Varignon, Pehr Osbeck, Thomas Malthus, Wilson Bentley, Anthony Fokker*, Marie-Marguerite d'Youville, Nicholas Udall, Michael Drayton, Antoine François Prévost, Joan Lindsay, René Iché, Johann Adolph Hasse, Timothy J. Tobias, Oscar Peterson, Charles Ruggles, Jack Webb, Sebastian Shaw, Billy Barty, Irna Phillips, Michelle Thomas, Roger Ascham, Charles Atlas, Peggy Guggenheim,

Victor Borge

and Eddie Hazel.

What brain?
Happy birthday, anyway.

* I'm not sure I can put that on a family-friendly page, but here it is, anyway ;-)