Cranky Large Medium reading, 16 December

Go away.

Will you please go? I'd like a little privacy while I twiddle my thumbs. You're not leaving. Hmmmph. I suppose paying you a bribe would be in order? How about I give you a reading, and then you skedaddle? Great! Here you go, then:

You are a sucker for cultish behavior and will fall for any spiritual line somebody gives you. You are fond of music and art, even though you often misunderstand it. You love being in a crowd, the social settings make you want to be center stage. You are so honest it gives you a headache, but you enjoy keeping the secrets of others more... power pleases you. You would be a good friend, but you are more often a bitter enemy.

Are you happy, now? No, not now, not ever. Jeepers. At least you have more and better than these people, all of whom on this date in history were paid in full: Empress Wu of Zhou, ... William Petty, François Quesnay, Hellmuth Walter, Saint Adelaide of Italy, Wilhelm Grimm, Alphonse Daudet, Elinor Wylie, W. Somerset Maugham, Quentin Bell, William Gaddis, Johann A. Hasse, Camille Saint-Saëns, Stuart Adamson, Gary Stewart, Dan Fogelberg, Lee Van Cleef, Moses Gunn, John Spencer, Thelma Todd, Aileen Pringle, Billy Hamilton, Don Meyer, Debs Garms, Ted Abernathy, Harland Sanders, Colin Chapman, Douglas Campbell,

and Nicolette Larson.

It's gonna take a lot more than love, now.
Happy birthday, anyway.