Cranky Large Medium reading, 1 December

Go away.

What are you doing still hanging about? Don't you have a life? You ought to be ashamed... oh, right, you came here for a reading. Grumble grumble mumble mumble here you are:

You are cocky, stubborn and plodding, but with a funny streak (which kind of funny? funny ha ha or funny odd? I'm not telling). You're at the very least awake enough to boss folks around, but are mushy and squishy goo at home and in love.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. It's all about what you want, and not what you have. At least you have more than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, surrendered all they had to the earth: Henry I of England, Emperor Go-Komatsu, Giovanni di'Medici aka Pope Leo X, Kobayakawa Hideaki, Tsar Alexander I, Pope Pius VIII, David Ben-Gurion, Johan Gabriel Doppelmayr, G. H. Hardy, J. B. S. Haldane, Edmund Campion, Alexander Briant, James Baldwin, Lorenzo Ghiberti, Jeremiah Clarke, Maurice Greene, Fred Rose, Irving Lee Dorsey, Alvin Ailey, Anton Rodgers, Nellie Fox, Dave McNally, George Everest, Sergei Kirov, Aleister Crowley,

and Samuel Gene "Magic Sam" Maghett.

Magic's gone.
Happy birthday, anyway.