Cranky Large Medium reading, 27 October

Go away.

How is it you're still here? Don't you have some other humiliating experience you can participate in, far, far away? Hmm. Well, in that case, allow me to offer you one here. Your reading for today is such:

You are emotional, tempestuous, fly off the handle, but if you just applied a little effort, you could regain control. You are a hyperactive busybody. In matters of the heart, you are impulsive, impetuous, demonstrative, and icky-sweet in demonstrating your affections. You should marry young, choosing somebody who has a high tolerance for treacle. You won't find that around here, though.

So, now you go away happy? Not happy? So sorry. Not really care. In fact, you should at least be relieved you aren't among the crowd here, who all waltzed off with the reaper on this date in history: Elizabeth de Burgh, Albert II of Germany, Tsar Ivan III, Vavasor Powell, Helmuth Hubener, Abu al-Fida, Ulugh Beg, Gilles de Roberval, Lise Meitner, John Hasbrouck van Vleck, David Bohm, Robert Mills, Michael Servetus, Laurentius Petri, Hallgrímur Pétursson, Rex Stout, James M. Cain, Elliott Roosevelt, Ginette Neveu, Xavier Cugat, Walter Berry, Morey Amsterdam, Marcel Cerdan, Joe Niekro, Arthur Rhys Davids, Rod Roddy,

and Steve Peregrin Took.

Too bad it's the twenty-first century, now.
Happy birthday, anyway.