Cranky Large Medium reading, 22 October

Go away.

You haven't left, yet? Well, what do you have against leaving me in peace? Oh, right, there's that whole fortune thing, isn't there. If I do a reading for you, will you take a hike? Or do I have to take a header? Ah, good. Here you are:

You are a nerd with a vengeance. You can take a lot of abuse -- and you may just well deserve some of it. Given the chance, you can intentionally amuse people, and your parties are ... attended. Your life will be uneventful, even in your steadfast romance. Yawn.

So there. Good enough for you? Well, cheer up. At least you merely appear inanimate, as opposed to these famed persons who became genuinely inanimate on this date in history: William IV, Prince of Orange, Hermann Witsius, Nadia Boulanger, Ewan MacColl, Sir Kingsley Amis, Eric Ambler, Ève Curie, Gerbrand van den Eeckhout, Paul Cezanne, Pomponio Nenna, Louis Spohr, Tommy Edwards, Franky Gee, Cleavon Little, Arthur Hill, Jane Dornacker, Bob Fitzsimmons, Innes Ireland, Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd, Ernst Rüdin,

and Pablo Casals

in both parts.

Because neither Casals nor Bach should go the day torn asunder.
Happy birthday, anyway.