Cranky Large Medium reading, 19 October

Go away.

What are you doing still hanging around? Don't you have anything better to do with your time than to hound a poor medium? Oh, for crying out loud, if I tell you your fortune, will you skedaddle? Swell. Here you are:

You are a whiny wimp and could accomplish at least a minimum level of averageness in your life, if you only had a little gumption. As it is, you make Caspar Milquetoast look bold. In fact, were you to stand up for yourself just once, you could even develop a life, instead of hiding out in your house and spending all your time trying to please everybody there.

Oh, don't go away crying. Just because I said those things doesn't mean I don't like you (not necessarily, anyway). Heck, you have a much better life than these people, who all chose this date in history to wander once past Cerberus: Pope Urban III, King John Lackland, Francesco I de' Medici, Lyman Hall, George Pullman, Ernest Rutherford, Saint Frideswide Jonathan Swift, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Walt Kelly, Jan Wolkers, Camille Claudel, Isham Jones, Edward James "Son" House, Don Cherry, Glen Buxton, Hortense Ellis, Dallas Cook, James Glennon, Harold Lockwood, George Wallace, Gig Young, Martha Raye, Michael Hegstrand, Margaret Murie,

and Jacqueline Du Pré.

La Gamba!
Happy birthday, anyway.