Friday, October 17, 2008

Cranky Large Medium reading, 17 October

Go away.

Why haven't you gone, yet? Don't you have some traffic to go play in? Oh, well. If you keep hanging around here, I suppose I will have to tell you a little something about yourself (maybe it will drive you away). So, here it is:
You are a smug, self-satisfied homebody. You have your opinions, and you're keeping them, regardless of any and all evidence. You make your friends laugh a lot (that's not necessarily a good thing), and are too thick-skinned -- or thick-skulled -- to let their laughter hurt your feelings. Unless it will get you somewhere. You will be immature when and if you marry; my sympathies to your mate.
and Ernest J. "Tennessee Ernie" Ford.

Don't be ashamed.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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