Friday, May 23, 2008

23 May Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:
You are enthusiastic in everything, work or play and will try anything. Failure or adversity cannot discourage you. You have self-esteem, assurance and a persistent determination. You are fond of art, literature and music and are vivacious and witty. Happiness is assured you.*
Since the book lacks a written-in name for a person for you to celebrate, perhaps you can muster up a little enthusiasm to have a party with these other notables: Lorenzo Sawyer, Franz Anton Mesmer, Ambrose Burnside, Sir Charles Barry, James Buchanan Eads, Thoralf Skolem, Ulysses S. Grant IV, John Bardeen, Scott O'Dell, Margaret Wise Brown, James Blish, Mitch Albom, Andrea Luchesi, Artie Shaw, Helen O'Connell, Humphrey Lyttelton, Ingeborg Hallstein, Luka Bloom, Phil Selway, Jewel Kilcher, Douglas Elton Ulman "Fairbanks", Benjamin Sherman "Scatman" Crothers, John Payne, Nigel Davenport, Charles Kimbrough, Drew Carey, Adam Wylie, Betty Garrett, Barbara Barrie, Joan Collins, Karen Duffy, Kelly Monaco, Anatoly Karpov, "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler, Buck Showalter, Wally Dallenbach Jr., Carolyn Moos, Margaret Fuller, Otto Lilienthal, Felix Martin Julius Steiner, Hans Frank, Gregg "Opie" Hughes, Ken Jennings,
Robert Moog

and Rosemary Clooney.

You're free to blow out those candles.
Happy Birthday!

*For that, we hate you forever. Must be small-town bitterness... where's my gun, where's my bible?

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