Thursday, October 12, 2006
Stiffing the working stiffs (gratuitous postcard edition)
Oooh, the Democratic candidates are at it again, pursuing a raise to the national minimum wage. I've always liked that. It gives me an even better reason for not getting a job (aside from the part where I'm in pain when I try to stand or walk, and aside from the part where I'm nuts).
I used to be an assistant manager for a small store in a small town. Part of my job training, as the bosses were readying me for promotion to partner (it is to laugh. They just liked me, for some reason), was to learn about budgets and schedules (they happen, oddly, to go hand in hand). Our store had money for workers -- payroll -- based on how much we sold in the store. When we were busy, when we had a full staff to help the customers, we brought in plenty of cash. Granted, not every dollar that was spent on merchandise went into payroll. There were things like stockable merchandise, rent, taxes, utilities, parking lot and grounds maintenance costs, insurance (property, liability, and so on)... it took up better than 80% of the store's income. What we were left with was usually enough to pay for me plus two part-timers, as long as the owners put in 60+ hours per week without dipping too deeply into the pool of resources.
I worked 48 hours per week -- on a salary -- and could earn commissions. It was a cushy job, netting me just about 3% above the official poverty line for a single woman in a city. I got to work evenings and weekends. Alone. With no potty breaks. Ah, the joys of retail!
So. Anyway. Back to the budget. While I was working there, the combined fed and state's minimum wage was officially increased 33 cents per hour, from $4.30 to $4.63.* No big, right?
I was asked to rework the schedule, to accommodate the change. The part-timers were only working 16 hours a week to begin with. The one with much less seniority and virtually no skills to speak of (let's just say, if he had to depend upon commissions, he would owe the company money each week) was begging for longer hours because he had a family to support, and this was the best he could find in a moderately recessed neighborhood. The bosses liked him, so they hired him. They were really nice people.
The other had been there long enough to pull her own weight. She was able to work more hours -- she could go all the way to 30 hours, given the right schedule, but didn't want to be held responsible for security, paperwork, or key-carrying (she was why I kept working evenings and weekends).
So. 33 cents per hour, when the prior wages were at just over $4.30 per hour (roughly 7 1/2 percent increase in one swell foop). Sales steady enough for status quo, but no more. No other resources from which to dip for payroll. Two part-time employees, each putting in 16 hours. The increase, on 32 hours of work, adds up to $10.56. That's more than 2 hours' pay each week as a result of the raise in minimum wage.
Now, remember, I only have $137 per week for these two people. Where am I going to get the $10.56 the gummint tells me I have to find for both these people? Answer: I'm not. I have to take it out of somebody's schedule. Say goodbye to the newbie getting 16 hours. He's down to 12 1/2 hours. Miss I-can-earn-Commissions is finding that the people who used to supplement her pay in nickels and dimes -- the many small buyers -- have seen their hours cut at their jobs, too, so they don't have spending money for our sweet little luxury goods. They stop shopping at our store. Our weekly payroll income is cut by $98 in the course of 6 months.
By the second month, we've laid off my newbie entirely. By the third month, we've laid off Miss Commissions. At the end of six months, I'm working 53 hours a week for the same salary, mostly because I used to like my bosses, but I'm damned tired. I apply for and get a job with better hours (and slightly better benefits) in a big corporation, taking my skills with me. The small store I used to work at is closed within a year.
Newbie's family is on public aid for three more years.
Miss Commission is on public aid for eight months before somebody else hires her.
The store owners, previously near retirement age, get pennies on the dollar for their investment, and have to find other jobs to pay their bills. They are unable to retire at 65, and are both still working for Wal-Mart, 35 miles away from their home, in their seventies.
Oh, yeah. We just LOOOOOOOOOVE minimum wage increases.
*these numbers are approximations. It was a long, long time ago.
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