Celtic Horoscope claims I hate my porch

So I took this little test (as linked below), and found out that I'm the very sort of plant which has been continuing to try to destroy my house, i.e. a maple tree:

You Are A Maple Tree

There's not anyone in this world quite like you. You are full of imagination, ambition, and originality. Shy but confident, you hunger for new experiences. You have a good memory and learn easily. You are sometimes nervous and always complex (especially in love).

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

I feel so much better about my housekeeping skills, now, too. Every year, I just pile more leaves on the ground, until the squirrels have plenty to play in...

On the plus side, at least I'm not nutty. Take that, all you who agree with my shrink! Hah! Ha-hah! (I now stand with my hands on my hips and my jaw jutting out proudly... and my eyes gleaming madly).


These little blogthings things are fun.