I have always liked some men's moustaches. My old flame, Iggy had probably the one moustache I will always find irrestistible. I used to think that the reason for my attraction to his moustache was that it was attached to him, but I am learning, this year, that may not be the case.
John Bolton's moustache, for example, is not something I find remotely sexy, and yet, it has great power -- beyond the simple presence of a well-groomed caterpillar upon a man's upper lip, it seems. Ace of Spades, back in January, compiled in his comments quite a few ways John Bolton's moustache outperforms the rest of the UN members combined (warning: strong language at this link).
But only recently, I've seen that John Bolton's moustache may once have had a challenger -- but we were saved by military intervention. Not that, for a moment, I doubt John Bolton's moustache would whip any enemy's into a wispy little peach-fuzz in no time at all... but it's nice to see one hairy event averted.
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