Cranky Large Medium reading, 5 June

Go away.

When will you go? Is there any chance it will be... say, right now? As if I didn't see that negative response coming. Ah, well. What will it take to get you to leave? A reading? I didn't see that one coming. Well, I think I can arrange that. Here you are:

You are nothing but a bundle of emotion, always in the extreme. You hold nothing back in play, and can become a workaholic, too. You make decisions on impulse, without consideration, and let others feel the pain from your mistakes. Your thoughtless, quick, harsh tongue will leave you without companionship, in the end.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But, after consideration (not that I expect you to apply that), you might realize you are much better off than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, moved to Endsville: Epiphanius, Emperor Sanjō, Edmund Crouchback, Ronald Reagan, Roger Cotes, Pietro Sforza Pallavicino, Stephen Crane, William Sydney Porter, Orlando Gibbons, Johann Kuhnau, Giovanni Paisiello, Carl Maria von Weber, Conway Twitty, Douglas Glenn Colvin aka Dee Dee Ramone, Violet Wilkey, Jeanette Nolan, Don Liddle, John McDouall Stuart, Lord Horatio Kitchener,

and Mel Tormé.

Dat's jazz, dat's wat dat dere.
Happy birthday, anyway.