Cranky Large Medium reading, 3 June

Go away.

Why are you here? Isn't there somewhere you'd rather be? Certainly if it were my choice... but then it's not. So, please, why are you still here? Ah, you've come for a reading. Lovely. And, if I give you this reading, you will be satisfied and go away? Perfect. Or, rather, as perfect as anything in this life can be. So, here you are:

You always follow the path of least resistance. You are independent, have originality and a fair amount of ambition, but your love of ease and comfort deters you from real success. You are often depressed and usually whine too much. It gets in the way of your loving anybody truly.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But you should look on the bright side of things. At least you're still alive to whine about them. These people lost that ability, on this date in history, when they crossed the Threshold to Eternity: Sanada Yukimura, Stephen A. Douglas, Okada Izō, Eisaku Sato, William Harvey, Heinz Hopf, Archibald Vivian Hill, Robert Noyce, Katia Krafft, Maurice Krafft, Takeshi Nagata, John Aylmer, Morgan Llwyd, Pope John XXIII Franz Kafka, Christian Wilberg, Julius Reubke, Georges Bizet, Johann Strauss II, Johnny Grande, Ozzie Nelson, Roberto Rossellini, Robert Morley, Dennis James, Anthony Quinn, William Muldoon, Dory Funk, John McCauley, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini,

and Stiv Bators.

Ain't it all fun?
Happy birthday, anyway.