Cranky Large Medium reading, 9 May

Go away.

Why won't you just go? Is there some fool notion in your head that makes you believe I want you here? Oh, no, you just want something from me, and you think coming here will get that for you. So, what is this thing you think I can get for you? Ah, of course. You came for a reading. Well, then, if I give you one, will you be happy and get gone? Groovy. Here you are:

You ought to work on developing and marketing your creativity and originality (you have so little else). You are amusing and diverting, somewhat popular among associates when not at work, and fussy in your tastes, which can be very annoying, at times. Life among the superficial is the most you can expect.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. That would take more depth than you can muster. Still, look on the positive side -- at least you're alive. That beats what these people have, since all of them, on this date in history, went deep, six feet deep: William Bradford, William Clingan, Francis Hopkinson, Akhmad Kadyrov, Albert Abraham Michelson, Esteban Terradas i Illa, Nicolaus Ludwig Zinzendorf, Peter Ernst von Lasaulx, Kate Booth, Friedrich Schiller, James Jones, Dieterich Buxtehude, Tomaso Antonio Vitali, Keith Whitley, James E. Myers, Finlay Currie, Edmond O'Brien, Marion Lorne, Alice Faye, Tenzing Norgay, Dan Devine, William S. Harney, C.W. Post, Ulrike Meinhof, Russell B. Long, Alan King,

and Ezio Pinza.

That's Godunov for me.
Happy birthday, anyway.