Cranky Large Medium reading, 4 July

Go away.

Why haven't you left yet? Did you lose track of the exit gate? Allow me to point you in the right direction. It's right over there, downhill, toward the cliff.... yes, keep walking, you'll find it... Awwwww, come on, keep going. Why are you stopping? You came here for something? What might that be asked the medium knowing full well what everybody has been coming here after, until the hereafter... You (what a shocker!) want a reading. Well, if it will make you go away that much more promptly, then allow me to get this thing over with. Here you are:

You are undemonstrative in your affections, such as they are. A control freak, you have an overpowering personality and get by using rule of force. You have a need to manipulate and manage everything -- even, occasionally, your own words and deeds. Lucky for us, reality has a way of overruling you.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But, on the positive side, you can at least control your breathing. That's more than these people can do, as, on this date in history, they all suffered a permanent involuntary respiratory stoppage: Taejo of Goryeo, Hayreddin Barbarossa, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Monroe, Hannibal Hamlin, Melville Weston Fuller, Guido Grandi, William Kirby, Giovanni Schiaparelli, Maria Sklodowska-Curie, Antoni Łomnicki, Gersh Budker, John Zachary Young, Pope Benedict V, Antoine Daniel, Samuel Richardson, François-René de Chateaubriand, Alan Seeger, Georgette Heyer, Thomas M. Disch, Richard Cosway, Bob Ross, Philippe de Monte, William Byrd, Buddie Petit, Bill Pinkney, Eva Gabor, Evelyn Keyes, Suzanne Lenglen, Keenan Milton, Hank Stram, Pedro de Alvarado, Lothar von Richthofen, Charles Kuralt,

and Barry White.

You are the last thing I wanted to see today.
Happy birthday, anyway.