Cranky Large Medium reading, 24 June

Go away.

Will you get out? Go home! Go anywhere, so long as it's not here. Why are you here, yet? You came for something and you won't go without it. Charming. What would that "something" be? Oh, a reading! Why didn't I see that coming? pffft. If I give you this reading, you will then leave, and I will not have to see your face again? I think I can live with that. In fact, it's what I call a really sweet deal, so here you are:

You guard your tongue. Too bad the thoughts behind it aren't all that valuable. Still, you are determined to follow through on those thoughts, which will put you in the low end of others' esteem. About where everybody is in mine. If you ever make any friends, you will probably be able to keep them, for what they're worth.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But at least you have a little bit of good to take with you, because, after all, you're still able to go away on your own power. These people are lacking even that, as, on this date in history, they all stopped ticking: Hongwu, Lucrezia Borgia, Hosokawa Sumimoto, Matthew Thornton, Thomas McKean, Grover Cleveland, Nicolas-Claude Fabri de Peiresc, Gerhard Ringel, Sarah Orne Jewett, Sumner Locke Elliott, Rufino Tamayo, Jackie Gleason, Brian Keith, David Tomlinson, Paul Winchell, Clarence Campbell, Chris Benoit, Louise Whitfield Carnegie, Emil Seidel, Patsy Ramsey,

and Carlos Gardel.

Mano a man am I tired!
Happy birthday, anyway.