Cranky Large Medium reading, 15 May

Go away.

Why are you still here? Have you forgotten how to walk away? It's really very simple : just turn, then one step, then another...oh, so that's not the problem. Why are you still here, then? Oh, you want a reading. A problem we can solve quickly, so you can leave soon, correct? Wunderbar! Let's get this thing started! Here you are:

You have a natural aptitude and ability. Try applying them, some day. You always have your nose in a book, or in the air as you discuss your tastes in fine "lit-trah-choor." Critical, cautious, shrewish, you are a bit of a bully and fancy yourself a leader. You're not a bad parent, though; happiness in your household depends solely upon your behavior. Maybe you can eventually consider growing up a bit and bringing real sunshine in.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. Still, you could consider yourself lucky. At least you're still up and at 'em every day. That's a big improvement over what these people have, as, on this date in history, they all got six feet down and dirty: Emperor Go-Ichijō, Niwa Nagahide, Dmitry Ivanovich, Alaungpaya, Phillip Snowden, Sir Robert Menzies, Andreas Floer, Alban Butler, Father Edward Flanagan, Jerry Falwell, Charles Perrault, Emily Dickinson, William March, Theodore White, Salah Ahmed Ibrahim, Hendrick Avercamp, Gottfried Semper, Austin Osman Spare, Edward Hopper, Giovanni Croce, Johnny Green, Alexander Courage, Tyrone Guthrie, Ronald Lacey, Gilbert Roland, Eric Porter, Gordon Smiley, Earl Manigault, Yolanda King,

and June Carter Cash.

Back up, sure, but push? Near the edge, here? Okay.
Happy birthday, anyway.