Cranky Large Medium reading, 13 May

Go away.

Why haven't you gone, yet? What keeps you here? Is there something I can do to make you leave? Oh, oh, oh! Mister Kotter, I know this one! I can tell you something about yourself that you didn't think you knew. You want a reading, and then you'll leave, right? Well, let me get this party stopped. Here you are:

You are honest, sincere, and rather squonkish; all around, a pretty drab sort. You are often moody, whiny, but could be lovable and at least a little considerate, with a little effort. You wander off on tangents and play with self-betterment by way of accidental education.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. It's not making you any better than you were before. But, hey, at least you're still better than these people currently are, since, on this date in history, they all wandered through the gate to the afterlife: Takeda Shingen, Alois Hudal, Georges Cuvier, Nikolai Brashman, Cyrus McCormick, Friedrich Gustav Jakob Henle, Charles Edouard Guillaume, George Dantzig, Louis Bourdaloue, Sholom Aleichem, R.K. Narayan, John Nash, Daniel Auber, Chet Baker, Gary Cooper, Dan Blocker, Paul Bartel, Ruth Cracknell, Gene Sarazen, Jumbo Tsuruta,

and Bob Wills.

Sittin' on top of somethin', all right.
Happy birthday, anwyay.