Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 8 April

Go away.

Will you get gone? What keeps you here? Did extraterrestrials kidnap you, drop you here, and you have no clue how to walk away, now? The path is right over there... oh. It's not alien abduction and probe. You actually came her of your own volition. What a mad thing to do! And you did this why? Aaaahhh, I see. You want a reading, and then you'll go back whence you came. I believe I can accommodate you, then. Here you are:
Impatient and argumentative, you are also a total fussbudget when it comes to punctuality and finishing projects before their deadlines. You make everybody else in the office resent you. You also annoy people with your ardor in romance, impetuous as it is.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. Extraterrestrial probes are uncomfortable (or so I have heard). Well, at least they left you back on solid ground. That's quite an improvement on what these people have, as, on this date in history, they all wound up under the solid: Caracalla, John II Comnenus, Mangal Pandey, Omar Bradley, Georg Purbach, Elisha Otis, Loránd Eötvös, Robert Bárány, Martin Chemnitz, John Wise, John Foxe, Carlo Rainaldi, Pablo Picasso, Vaslav Nijinsky, Gaetano Donizetti, Charles de Bériot, Charles Tomlinson Griffes, John Frederick Coots, Laura Nyro, Ben Johnson, Stanley Kamel, Claire Trevor, Ford Frick, Eddie Miksis, Ryan White,
and Marian Anderson.

Ave! Say hello to her for me, too.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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