Thursday, March 12, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 12 March

Go away.

Why are you still hanging about? Are you trying to be a nuisance, or just a noose? So, you came here for something I have. I hate to tell you this, but all I have is what I have on, and the world is not ready for me without cover. Oh, you don't want the clothes off my back, you only want the fruits of my mental labors. Well, why didn't you say so? That stuff is ready to go. You want your reading, here it is:
You have a friendly and engaging personality; too bad it's just borrowed from a neighbor. He formed many lasting friendships. Yours will go away when they find out the truth about you. Your carefully formed conclusions are more often than not incorrect, so maybe you should just depend upon your impulses. At least when you mess up, you don't have to explain the thought processes which got you into trouble. You have experience already with following impulses, since, let's be honest, that's how you found your version of love.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. You only took the one thing I had to offer, and now you bring nothing but complaints. Sheesh. Hey, pal, at least you've been given a better reading of your future than these people, all of whom, as of this date in history, had no more future at all: Emperor Go-Kogon, Cesare Borgia, Koriki Kiyonaga, Sun Yat-sen, Victor Sokolov, George Westinghouse, Ragnar Granit, Pope Gregory I, Wallace Breem, Robert Ludlum, Howard Fast, Frans van Mieris, Sr., Giuseppe Galli-Bibiena, Gustav Vigeland, Beatrice Wood, John Bull, Charles-Marie Widor, Eugene Ormandy, Alexander Minto Hughes aka Judge Dread, Yehudi Menuhin, Arnold Ridley, John Cazale, Maurice Evans, Morton Downey, Jr., Juanin Clay, Cherlynne Theresa "Lynne" Thigpen, Frankie Frisch, Gene Moore, Woody Hayes, Asa Griggs Candler, William George Barker, Friedrich Fromm, Jorge Guinzburg,
and Charlie "Yardbird" Parker.

Donna Lee' withou' sayin' g'bye.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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