Cranky Large Medium reading, 6 February

Go away.

When are you going? Yesterday would be too late. So, what keeps you here? Oh, right, your reading. You want to know about yourself. Funny how you need to come to a stranger to get this information... like nobody uses a mirror any more? Ah, well, so be it. Here you are:

You are a smart-aleck, a clown, an more than a bit of a miser. You are hyper-sensitive, and are extremely sensitive about that. Sheesh. And when you struggle to get a thicker skin, try working on developing a little poise, too. In relationships, you wear your heart on your sleeve (ecch).

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But at least you have your life, which is more than we can say for these people, all of whom, on this date in history, crapped out of this game: King Charles II, King George VI, Christopher Clavius, Prosper Alpinus, Lancelot "Capability" Brown, Joseph Priestley, Edward E Barnard, Ira S. Bowen, Photius, Carlo Goldoni, Maxwell Bodenheim, Barbara Tuchman, James Ingram Merrill, Gustav Klimt, Maximilien Luce, Jack Kirby, ... Jesse Belvin, Vince Guaraldi, Carl Wilson, Roscoe Karns, Charles Briggs, Lee Goodman, Danny Thomas, Joseph Cotten, Guy Stockwell, Dandy Nichols, Arthur Ashe,

and Johann (Hans) Hölzel aka Falco.

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
Happy birthday, anyway.