Cranky Large Medium reading, 27 February

Go away.

Go on, then. What's keeping you? Did anybody invite you to stay? I think not! (And don't go all Descarte on me, here.) I would not invite a total stranger to interrupt my blissful solitude. So you've come with the intent to disturb me, to what end? Ah, the reading. If I give you this, you will go, correct? My fingers do the happy dance for this. Here you are:

You have an acquisitive nature which will cause your house to become dangerously overpacked with embarrassing crap. You are restless, but methodical in your habits. Still, there is now fairly reliable medication available to treat your Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you know. You need to have your family around you, and they don't often express objections.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But think how good you really have things, regardless of what the reading gives. At least you have your life. The same cannot be said for these people, all of whom, on this date in history, Jacob H. Gilbert, Henry Cabot Lodge, Samuel Ichiye Hayakawa, Ivan Pavlov, Paul Oswald Ahnert, Konrad Lorenz, George H. Hitchings, Nahum Norbert Glatzer, John Arbuthnot, Kostis Palamas, John Dickson Carr, Otis Chandler, George Orry Kelly, Alexander Borodin, Robert E. "Pat" Brady, Bobby Rosengarden, George Tobias, J. T. Walsh, Joan Greenwood, Lillian Gish, Jacques Plante, Myron Cope, Nicholas Biddle, Louis Vuitton, Harry 'Breaker' Morant, Peter Handcock, Joshua W. Alexander, Marie Dionne, Spike Milligan, Fred Rogers, Robert Lee Scott, Jr., William F. Buckley, Jr.,

and Frankie Lymon.

You had it comin' to ya.
Happy birthday, anyway.