Monday, January 26, 2009

Cranky Large Medium reading, 26 January

Go away.

Haven't you gone yet? What is it with you? Do you hate me so terribly that you keep hanging around just to torture me? Oh, right, it's just that reading, you want. If I give you one, you will leave, right? Groovy. Here you are:
Endowed with great personal magnetism, you should probably not carry credit cards or other items which can become de-rezzed. Still, you'll be the center of a crowd, so be prepared to pry people off yourself. Your affections are not very deep, and you will never have a great or enduring love, although you will probably have a partner with whom you will spend a lifetime of dullness.
Are you happy, now? Of course not. You look as though you just had bamboo stuffed under your fingernails. Hey, I just tell them as I see them. And, after all, living your life is still probably much better than the alternative, which said alternative option was taken (mostly unwillingly) on this date in history, by these people : Eadgyth, David Rice Atchison, Khorloogiin Choibalsan, Jan Gies, Henry Briggs, Georg Mohr, Edward Jenner, Edward Davy, Nikolaus August Otto (hence the Ottomobile? heh), Felix Hausdorff, Adriaan van Maanen, Lewis Mumford, Harold Brodkey, Alfred Elton van Vogt, Théodore Géricault, Hans J. Wegner, Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, Shinichi Suzuki, Edward G. Robinson, José Ferrer, Len Carlson, Christian Brando, Abner Doubleday, William Wrigley Jr., Paul "Bear" Bryant, Dave Schultz, Don Budge, Al McGuire, Fred Haas, Duncan Gordon Boyes, Harry H. Laughlin, Salvatore Lucania aka Charles "Lucky" Luciano, Merrill C. Meigs, Nelson Rockefeller, Jeane Dixon,
and Grace Moore.

Hidey hidey but no hodey hodey oh. Poor Min.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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