Cranky Large Medium reading, 24 January

Go away.

What keeps you here? Why won't you go? Did you lose your way to the exit? It's right over there. So, now will you carry your a...natomy away? Ah. After you get your reading. Fair enough, here you are:

You might be likable enough, except that you're a selfish barstidge. Accumulate a spouse early in life, preferably somebody who believes in the happy hereafter. That's all they'll really have, thanks to you.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. Selfish barstidge. Make me work and then, no thanks. Meh. At least you have a better arrangement than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, made the grand exit: Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus aka Caligula, Otto III, Richard FitzAlan, Levi Boone, Lord Randolph Churchill, Winston Churchill, Bill W., Thurgood Marshall, Johann Christian Poggendorff, Werner Fenchel, Pope Stephen III, Caresse Crosby, Walter D. Edmonds, Amedeo Modigliani, Fayard Nicholas, Conrad Paumann, Friedrich von Flotow, Edwin Fischer, George Cukor, J. Carrol Naish, Louis Feinberg aka Larry Fine, Chris Penn, Lil Dagover, Madge Bellamy, Alfred Carlton Gilbert, George Knudson, Bobby Duncum, Jr., Samuel Argall, Alfred Yarrow, Maria Mandel, Arthur Liebehenschel, Ira Hayes, Stanley Lord, L. Ron Hubbard, Ted Bundy, Randy Salerno,

and Gordon MacRae.

If I cared at all...
Happy birthday, anyway.