Cranky Large Medium reading, 13 January

Go away.

Why are you still standing there? Are you trying to punish me for something I did to you in a past life? Too late. So, what is it you want? Oh, right. A reading. Well, here you are, then:

You are annoyingly energetic, selfish, cut-throat and unyielding. You gain nothing, offer nothing when tied to others. You really need to work on your temper. Don't hit me, I'm only saying what I see.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. I can see by your clenched fists that you didn't want to hear any of it. Well, that's life. And, just think, you have it so much better than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, yielded their clenched grasp on life: Gaius Marius, Empress Jitō, King Ethelwulf of Wessex, Charles the Fat, Chiang Ching-kuo, John H. D. Anderson, Alexander Popov, Georg Hermann Quincke, Paul Ulrich Villard, Edward Sexby, George Fox, Johann Georg Walch, Edmund Spenser, James Joyce, Jan Brueghel the Elder, Ferdinand Ries, Stephen Foster, Raoul Jobin, Marjorie Lawrence, Nell Rankin, Michael Brecker, Jesse L. Lasky, Ernie Kovacs, Marcel Camus, Ted Demme, Margaret Leighton, Thomas Lord, Joe McCarthy, Marc Potvin, Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen, Wilhelm Mauser, Schuyler Colfax, Solomon Bundy, Wyatt Earp, Hubert H. Humphrey, Michael Cuccione,

and Donny Hathaway.

Not my hand, fool!
Happy birthday, anyway.