Thursday, November 06, 2008

Cranky Large Medium reading, 6 November

Go away.

No, seriously, go away. Have you no decency? Why a large medium can't just loll around in self-pity I don't know. I suppose you want me to give you a reading? Well, you asked for it:
You totally lack self-confidence and decision. You make a fine doormat, and can build a career around groveling before your superiors. In affairs of the heart, you are a puddle of mush, and should marry someone with a backbone, so there will be one in the family.
Well, puddle, are you happy? No? I'm shocked! Well, this ought to cheer you up -- or at least get you to leave. Think of all the people who, on this date in history, completely liquidated: Emperor Tsuchimikado, Pope Innocent VII, James Bowdoin, Catherine II of Russia, Gouverneur Morris, Khải Định, Jean-Baptiste Morin, John Bevis, Claude Louis Berthollet, Hans von Euler-Chelpin, Ralph Erskine, Lyon Sprague de Camp, Colin Campbell Cooper, Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Edgard Varèse, Charles Münch, Elisabeth Grümmer, Hank Thompson, Joel Crothers, Yusaku Matsuda, Gene Tierney, Henry Bourne Joy, Charles B. McVay III, Dickie Goodman, Sid Sackson, George Osmond,
and Clarence Williams.

Aren't you glad you're not dead, you rascal, you?
Happy birthday, anyway.

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