Sunday, November 30, 2008

Cranky Large Medium reading, 30 November

Go away.

Why won't you leave? Are you unclear on the concept? Go. Scram. Scat. Vamoose. Exit. Oh, right, you want something, first. Your reading is here:
You are anally-retentive in your work and in everything you do (have you been tested for obsessive-compulsive disorder?), and have the fear and respect of your peers. You are quick-tempered and impulsive; have a sharp sense of humor, a focused mind and harsh judgment. If you married early in life, your home will be pleasant. Sorry to hear you waited.
Are you happy, now? Why not? You got what you came for, after all. Oh, well, at least you have more than these people, all of whom, on this date in history, exited this stage the world: Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator, Edmund II of England, Cæcilius Calvert, 2nd Baron Baltimore, Catherine of Braganza, Vladimir May-Mayevsky, Engin Arık, Oscar Wilde, Terrence Rattigan, Richard Farrant, Thomas Weelkes, Nicolas de Grigny, Wilhelm Furtwängler, Josip Štolcer-Slavenski, Beniamino Gigli, Charlie Byrd, Harry Saltzman, Lionel Stander, Jean Parker, Gertrude Ederle, John Selden, Hélène Boucher, Evel Knievel,
David Houston,

and Herbert Khaury aka Tiny Tim.

Lower than a snake gully, now.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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