Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Cranky Large Medium reading, 11 November

Go away.

Why are you still here, now? Don't you have some power lines to swing from? Ah, well, as long as you're here, I may as well face it, you want to have your reading. So. Here you are:
You are shrewd, argumentative, stubborn, and refuse to budge against opposition, no matter what. You do not like to be driven (so walk, already!), but will do a lot for a little nookie, and you will always have to do so. You will always have people to attend any party you throw, as long as it's open bar.
There! Are you happy, now? If not, I don't really care. After all, yours is a much better lot than for all these people, whose lot on this date in history became a small plot: Pope Silverius, Petronas the Patrician, Nat Turner, Lucretia Mott, Queen Liliuokalani of Hawaii, Otto von Guericke, Saint Martin of Tours, Guru Teg Bahadur Ji, Cornelis Corneliszoon van Haarlem, Alexander Calder, Jerome Kern, Greta Keller, William Ifor Jones, Erskine Hawkins, Richard Dembo, Belinda Emmett, Rodney Milburn, Frank Brimsek, James Madison Porter, Ned Kelly, George Lawrence Price, Mary Mallon aka Typhoid Mary, Yasser Arafat, Peter Drucker,
and Berry Oakley.

No way out.
Happy birthday, anyway.

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