Cranky Large Medium reading, 14 October

Go away.

Haven't you left, yet? Is there some reason? Oy. Right. You've come to seek your fortune, such as it is. So, if I give it to you, will you leave me alone? Great! Well, then, here you are:

You are abrupt, impulsive, and sometimes act without considering the consequences. Yeesh, what manners! You ought to marry someone who can put up with that stuff and balance you out by being dependable -- try a major household appliance. You are capable of a deep and enduring love... in theory. In practice, it's the internet and an inflatable companion.

So, you can go now. Aww, not pleased? At least you're not as sorry as these people, who, on this date in history all boarded that train to the other side: Harold Godwinson, Kujo Yoritsugu, Edward Bruce, Thomas Chaloner, Amago Yoshihisa, ... Jean-Louis Pons, Abram Ioffe, ... Oswald Myconius, ... Samuel Daniel, Gabriello Chiabrera, Willard Price, Harold Robbins, Cleveland Amory, ... ... Jacques Arcadelt, Antonio Cesti, Leonard Bernstein, Norbert Schultze, Freddy Fender, Kenneth Moore aka Big Moe, ... Errol Flynn, Harry Lillis "Bing" Crosby, Keenan Wynn, Michael Carmine, ... Dame Edith Evans, ... ... John Marshall Harlan, Erwin Rommel, Douglas Mawson, Edmund A. Chester, Patrick Dalzel-Job,

and Frankie Yankovic.

Well, hoop-dee-do!
Happy birthday, anyway.