Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Cranky Large Medium reading, 1 October

Go away.

Are you still here? Drat!

If you really insist, I'll look into my crystal strobe light.

AAAAAaaaaaaaah! shut it off!

In the spots before my eyes I see that, born on this date,
You change your mind and behavior rather too frequently in expectation that you'll be spoiled and pampered. You should lower your expectations rather dramatically. Your need to have a crowd around you is so great you act the clown. Head in the clouds and very touchy, you spend far too much of your limited focus on music and art. Don't even think about instantaneously happy marriage, it isn't going to happen, especially to you.

Think you have it bad? At least you're better off than all these people (and a few more), who died on this date:
Beatrice of Burgundy, Pope Boniface IX, Robert Simson, Charles Tennant, Spyridon Marinatos, Sir Sacheverell Sitwell, Jerome H. Lemelson, Gerard de Ridefort, Pierre Corneille, Elwyn Brooks White, Frans Floris, Marten Jacobszoon Heemskerk van Veen, Richard Avedon, Gianmatteo Asola, John Blow, Bruce Palmer, Ronnie Hazlehurst, Robert Clark, Curtis LeMay, Reginald Kray, Walter Annenberg,

There. How do you like them onions?
Happy birthday, anyway.

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