Monday, May 05, 2008

5 May Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:
You are imaginative, almost visionary. You take pride in being well dressed. You like flattery, and enjoy society. Responsibility does not mean much to you. However, you are a charming person, pleasant to live with and should have a happy home life.
Patricia A. Banks 1927 may be flattered by some attention on this, her birthday, but you can enjoy more of society if you invite not only Patricia, but a few of these other noted birthday celebrants to your party: Arthur Leonard Schawlow, Søren Kierkegaard, Karl Marx, Henryk Sienkiewicz, Nelly Bly, Christopher Morley, Blind Willie McTell, Ace Cannon, Johnnie Taylor, Tammy Wynette, Mary Hopkin, Ian McCulloch, Jenifer McKitrick, Shawn Drover, Mike Dirnt, Michael Lyndsay-Hogg, Tyrone Power, Lance Henriksen, Marc Alaimo, John Rhys-Davies, Kurt Loder, Richard E. Grant, Brian Phelps, Will Arnett, Vincent Kartheiser, Henry Cavill, Alice Faye, Ann B. Davis, Pat Caroll, Melinda Culea, Heidi Kozak, Tina Yothers, Danielle Fishel, Edyta Sliwinska, Juan Acevedo, Mike Redmond, Scott Ware, P. J. Tucker, John Batterson Stetson (to him I tip my ten-gallon hat), James Beard, Simon Rimmer, Brian Williams, Freeman Gosden,

And one Latping who shall remain officially nameless so that he may keep his name cleared of any past or present involvement in any relationship with a tetched-in-de-head Fortune Teller blogger.

I visualize you in those cute tennis shorts, and therefore I won't get any work done all day. Happy birthday, with love!

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