Monday, August 13, 2007

The Dark Lord has a family?

Who'd a thunk? Rove is resigning and leaving the WH in order to spend more time with his family.

Funny thing, though... he seems to be leaving of his own volition. No frog march. No humiliations galore... just going on home to TX to be with his loved ones and maybe write his memoirs.

I guess that must put some panties in a leftward bunch.

I wonder how his book will turn out? Think it'll reach #1 on the NYT bestseller list? Ja, suuuuure, ya betcha. Just like Bill O'Reilly's book did. Heck, it could outstrip the Qur'an and the Bible combined, for sales, and it'd still be left off the Times' list, wouldn't it? Unless the Cubs win the World Series this fall, that is. After all, a conservative like Rove topping the list and the Cubbies winning the series would be sure signs of the apocalypse.*




*which would make Derrek Lee
the first baseman of the apocalypse, no?

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