I've been stretched a bit thinly, this week, since the power outages and the pet care and multiple social obligations whatever, so last evening, as I was quitting my online activities, one of the last things I did was to check a local-access weather site.
As the site came up on my slow modem connected system, in the center of the screen came up the above message ("Hi. Wind Watch"). In retrospect, I wish I'd done a screencap, since it's been changed now to "HI WIND WARNING."
Instead, I responded as I thought most logical at the time:
Without thinking, I said, "hello," and reached into my pocket, pulled out my watch, and wound it.
I think I may still need sleep.